Truthful Billboards or Wishful Thinking?

I was sent an email with some really funny concept ideas for billboards and I was laughing so hard that I wanted to share them with you too. If you have seen them already, then enjoy them again and if not then have a blast with them. Either way, keep smiling.

“Extreme Fire Hazard: Don’t Even Fart In The Forest”

“Don’t Drink and Drive. You’ll Only Spill It.”

“Like a cult, but without the animal sacrifice.”

“We can’t think of any other uses for it, either.”

“Where are all the news crews when we’re NOT spilling anything?”

“Guys, admit it. You’re gonna buy anything we advertise here.”

“So much easier than parenting.”

“It’s only a gambling problem if you’re losing.”

“Like her mugs? You should see her cans.”

“Two months salary, my ass.”

“Dude, we totally forgot our slogan.”

“Helping kids read gooder.”

“Need a good screw?”

“Sushi. Still your best bet for intestinal worms.”

“Big egos. Big biceps. Little winkies.”

“Making us all wish we were blind.”

“It’s people! Spam is made of people!”

“Come check out our stool samples.”

“If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?”

“Beef. (Mostly.)”

“Want to earn money hand over fist? Call us.”

“Dyslexics Untie!”

“Staying in Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church”

“You’re Stoned, It’s 3 A.M. Nothing Else is Open. Next Right”

“Face it. You’ll never come up with anything clever on your own.”

“We’re proud of our privates.