Morbidly Funny

I know that I haven’t posted anything light hearted and funny in a while and so I decided to add a little funny that was sent to me and it made my day. Hope you enjoy!

**Ring, Ring

**Hello?

**Hi honey, this is Daddy
**Is mommy near the phone?

**No, Daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul

[Brief Pause]

**But honey, you haven’t got an uncle Paul

**Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with mommy right now

[Brief Pause]

**Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
**and knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy
**”Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway”

**Okay Daddy, just a minute

[A Few Minutes Later]

**I did it Daddy!

**And what happened, honey?

**Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming
**Then she tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser
**and now she isn’t moving at all

**Oh my god! What about your uncle paul?

**He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too
**he was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
**and into the swimming pool
**but I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it
**he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead

[Long Pause]

[Longer Pause]

[Even Longer Pause]

**Swimming pool?
**is this 486-5731?

**No, I think you have the wrong number